The UnMighty

1) "Nancy! The real reason this marriage is doomed to fail is because you're a Ms. Slutty McSlutterton!" Edgar exclaimed pugna...

I have this friend. This friend is definitely not me. It's this other guy who is my age and married with four children, but not me. I...

If I had to guess, I would say that I have imagined my own death more times than the average person. Not as much as say, Edgar Allan Poe, or...

The number of cats owned in relation to credit score for single females living in Kentucky.

SCENARIO: You and your spouse have three children. Their ages are five, three, and the youngest, a boy, is 6 months. One day, just as your s...

"Aaaahhh, 2012." For the last few days I've enjoyed saying that with a breath of nostalgia while reclining, kicking up my fee...

FOR SALE: Two 1977, Caucasian Testicles These testicles are 35 years old but handle like a pair half as old. Exterior in good condition wi...