Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Life Lesson #62

When calling a friend, make sure it’s him that answers before responding, “Hey numb-nuts!” just in case he decided to go on vacation and leave his cell phone with his mother.

5 comments:

Bringhursts said...
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Bringhursts said...

Ben, I just wanted to know if this is what your school day was like today:

Young teacher, the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her theres longing
This girls an open page
Book marking - shes so close now
This girl is half his age

Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me

Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes its not so easy
To be the teachers pet
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, shes waiting
His car is warm and dry

Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me

Loose talk in the classroom
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staffroom
The accusations fly
Its no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by nabakov

Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me

Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me

Lorell said...

So I can totally see you doing that, it does not surprise me (what was said in the post, not the previous comment.)

kathryn said...

um, anjie... i feed ben lots of garlic and don't buy toothpaste anymore just so that the Police song will never be a reailty for ben.

kathryn said...

um, anjie... i feed ben lots of garlic and don't buy toothpaste anymore just so that the Police song will never be a reailty for ben.