Jimmy Hoffa
Swine Flu
Another trunk (and you keep opening and realize you got stuck with one of those Russian Nesting Trunks)
Trunk Midgets
Your prom date (you haven’t been to the prom for over 13
years)
Locusts
Your Virginity (And they said you could never get that back. Shows how much they know.)
An open container of unrefrigerated mayonnaise
Your Virginity (And they said you could never get that back. Shows how much they know.)
An open container of unrefrigerated mayonnaise
10 Hot Dogs, and 8 Hot Dog Buns.
Dead Hookers
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We found a Kroger bag with two gallons of 90 day old milk in the trunk of Dad's Oldsmobile once. That was after he'd had it 'detailed' three times.
WHAT!?! Ten hot dogs and only EIGHT buns???!! What is this world coming to?
It's things like this that are killing the Christmas spirit.
An assortment of scary clown masks and a giant duffel bag.
365 pairs of dirty underwear (that would smell worse than the mayo, I think).
Your prized collection jar full of a lifetime of drool.
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