Bad moments to experience spontaneous, explosive diarrhea

While spinning naked, at zero gravity, in the space shuttle

While stuck in a broken elevator with five strangers

The exact moment you pass through the metal detector at airport security

While delivering your first baby (you’re the doctor)

While standing on the diving board at the public pool

While performing the “how many clowns can we fit in this VW Bug” trick at the circus

While lying face down on the proctologist’s examination table

While climbing into bed on your wedding night

While leading a post cave-in escape through a very narrow passage

While looking down the barrel of gun of a man with a hair-trigger and a sensitive nose