Sunday, December 9, 2012

Worst Things To Find In Your Trunk When the Police Are Searching Your Vehicle

A kilo of Cocaine

Jimmy Hoffa

Swine Flu

Another trunk (and you keep opening and realize you got stuck with one of those Russian Nesting Trunks)

Trunk Midgets

Your prom date (you haven’t been to the prom for over 13 years)

Locusts

Your Virginity (And they said you could never get that back. Shows how much they know.)

An open container of unrefrigerated mayonnaise

10 Hot Dogs, and 8 Hot Dog Buns.

Dead Hookers

3 comments:

Teriney said...

We found a Kroger bag with two gallons of 90 day old milk in the trunk of Dad's Oldsmobile once. That was after he'd had it 'detailed' three times.

Babe in Boysland said...

WHAT!?! Ten hot dogs and only EIGHT buns???!! What is this world coming to?

It's things like this that are killing the Christmas spirit.

Jules said...

An assortment of scary clown masks and a giant duffel bag.

365 pairs of dirty underwear (that would smell worse than the mayo, I think).

Your prized collection jar full of a lifetime of drool.