Saturday, December 29, 2012

Craigslist Ad

FOR SALE: Two 1977, Caucasian Testicles

These testicles are 35 years old but handle like a pair half as old. Exterior in good condition with minimal weathering. Some minor trauma incurred due to a few head on collisions, but must assume interior in equally good condition since they are in perfect working order and have been pampered and stored in only the finest cottons and silks. Extremely low miles. Especially in the last 15 months since my last child was conceived.

Despite the fact that I'm very attached to this set I need to sell ASAP since they are extremely potent and have fathered four without effort and should no longer be in the hands of a hobby lover like myself.

Would like to sell as a pair since they have never been separated, but would consider selling separately if the offer was right.

Sorry, could not upload pictures since there is a problem with my camera. So you'll just have to come by to see. Sold with a few accessories (also not pictured).

Non-smoker, One owner, Title in hand, Very clean.
Please don't call if you are a passive shopper or serial test-driver. Serious shoppers only. And please, no low ball offers.

5 comments:

skcoe said...

Bahahahaha! My husband and I sat reading this and I laughed until I cried...

...and then had to spend the next hour explaining exactly who you are and how I know you...

Babe in Boysland said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!! I dont even have anything snarky to say because I'm laughing too much. Hahahaha!

Babe in Boysland said...

I'm guessing craigslist didn't appreciate this as much as I did because they removed it. Sorry dude.

SunnyToast said...

this makes may day! hahahahaha! good one!

wishing you a good year ahead!

Jules said...

Quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever read. Clever Boy. The real ad has since been removed. That sucks, I was looking forward to that.